Us software engineers sometimes think we have it all figured out. Well I've got this diet thing figured out. Continue on intrepid reader!

The Engineer's Diet: eat all the ice cream you want! The energy your body uses to warm up the ice cream is greater than what is contained in the desert. It takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram 1 degree. Since ice cream is frozen and your body is about 98 degrees and there are lots of grams in an average serving it takes a tremendous number of calories to get the desert to body temp. In fact if you want to lose more weight, just eat more ice cream!

Hahaha - stop me here before I get carried away and break out more numbers!